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Фрагмент английского текста из сериала MASH 'Change of Command'

Прибыло новое начальство. Майор Поттер, новый начальник госпиталя, начаниет наводить свой порядок. Майор Бернс пропадает. В госпиталь прибывает большое число раненых солдат.

Фрагмент текста из второй части 74-ой сериии на английском языке:

Sorry, camp. Attention, by command of the new commanding officer all officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs.
Father Mulcahy. Oh, yes. Of course. Uh-huh.Mm-hmm.Uh-huh. You're clean. -Thank God, sir. -Catholic? -Yes, sir.
Can you do a Methodist thing for me on Sunday? -I handle all denominations, Colonel. -Any other Methodists in the outfit? -Two or three.
-Good. I hate to sing alone. Major Houlihan. -Sir! -Chief nurse. -Yes, sir. -Ten years, spotless record. -Thank you, sir.
Major Frank Burns. -Just friends, sir. I mean, he's not here, sir. He's indisposed.
-Captain Pierce. -Yo! -Keep your yo's to yourself. Tsk,tsk,tsk. -Captain Hunnicutt. -Yes, sir.
You two were reprimanded by Major Burns for setting fire to the latrine. -That was an accident.
-We were having a weenie roast. -In the latrine? -We're not allowed to cook in our tents, sir.
Also, Pierce, it says here you had a live chicken flown here by helicopter, claiming it was a patient. That was a rare bird, Colonel.